- 1 år sedan Jaha?? Ja när man är nästan 44 så är man medveten om att man inte är 22 precis. Fast sååå gammal känner jag mej inte. Fick iaf detta och sen ett block.. Undrar om han tänkte.. "fan vad härjad och sliten du ser ut! billig!!" Lite nyfiken på vad han förväntar sej av en kvinna i min ålder. Stolt läser jag vidare och svarar på de brev jag kan svara på. Alla blockar ju inte.. ;) KRAM 107 1 3 år sedan
- 1 år sedan Första Första dagboksinlägget för mig. Har just avslutat ett riktigt trevligt samtal och undrar i mitt stilla sinne varför livet aldrig gör som man vill utan alltid som det själv vill... Nåja, det brukar lösa sig på nåt vis. 30 0 3 år sedan
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Män, sluta klaga!
Have a nice day ; )
109 5 3 år sedan - 3 år sedan Fy tusan! Att man behöva sitta ensam på helgerna!!Är det någon mer än jag som känner speciellt ensammen på helgerna förutom jag???? 531 0 3 år sedan
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Mer musik ... ;)
Visst e jag tråkig!
Men just nu skrålar Down in a hole med Alice in Chains (där har ni en mental bild som lockar eller hur) ut ur högtalarna och fan va bra den är, Layne och Jerry var grymma på det dom gjorde. Synd att det bara finns Jerry kvar.
Vilka stämmor, både sång och gitarr och bas ... får gåshud.
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Ute en kortis igår
Är bakis idag, inte så farligt men ändå! Jag var ju hemma vid ... typ halv tre så det var inte så illa.
Fick en gratis öl av Leffe! Stort tack!! :D Grottan is STILL da shit, efter typ 15 år.
Vi var inte så många men det var roligt ändå, fick träffa Crolis igen iaf, och henne tio år yngre ToyBoy, fast han var ganska nöjd med det, och hennes lillebror. hehe Roliga människor.
Fick för första gången frågan "Vill du knulla?" av en tjej, det har aldrig hänt förut, hehe, men jag tackade nej, jag har ju en dejt på nyår som jag inte vill fucka upp.
Å när jag skulle hem så fick jag tacka nej en gång till ... När det regnar så öser det ner.
Hoppas alla andra hade en lyckad och rolig lördag? Kramar.
True to H :-*
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I'm a slutman
Give me two firebreathing whores anyday ....
Sagt av Billy Connolly ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNqUW5wwTE
Men för att tala om vad jag gillar så är det ansikten, ögon. Allt annat går ju att ändra på, allt annat KOMMER att ändra sig med tiden.
Jaaa det går att ändra på ett ansikte oxå men om det är så att man gör det så saknas det det speciella i blicken till att börja med.
My 5 cents ...
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- 1 år sedan Boring.. Vad krävs för man ska få nå intressant mess eller nåns uppmärksamhet,? 29 0 3 år sedan
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Var så jävla taggad på nya året! Anfall, ambulans o panik...
Klockorna ringde in det nya i natt. Ut med det gamla jävla skräpet. Nu skulle en nystart komma till. Så bra det skulle bli.
Så naivt av mig... Livet skiter i att det är nytt år. Puckat av mig att tänka annat. Släkting med förmodat epilepsianfall blev min eftermiddag. Ambulanspersonal och chockade familjemedlemmar.
Älskade vännen krampade i mina armar. Jag försökte hålla lugnet, samordna och ge direktiv. Jag har störtgråtit nu efteråt av anspänning. Hetsätit socker fast jag får huvudvärk av det...
Bra första dag. Not. Livet blir som det blir. Var isf inte jag som låg sär på golvet och rullade med ögonen. Jag kunde finnas där och vara hjälp. Det blir iaf en dag att minnas, de flesta glömmer man ju bort.
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Bullfrog
Jason Rouse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E70fyOzasVY
Lite sextips ... ;)
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Lite Eddie-kurs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IzDbNFDdP4
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On the turning away
On the turning away
From the pale and downtrodden
And the words they say
Which we wont understand
Dont accept that whats happening
Is just a case of others suffering
Or youll find that youre joining in
The turning away
Its a sin that somehow
Light is changing to shadow
And casting its shroud
Over all we have known
Unaware how the ranks have grown
Driven on by a heart of stone
We could find that were all alone
In the dream of the proud
On the wings of the night
As the daytime is stirring
Where the speechless unite
In a silent accord
Using words you will find are strange
And mesmerized as they light the flame
Feel the new wind of change
On the wings of the night
No more turning away
From the weak and the weary
No more turning away
From the coldness inside
Just a world that we all must share
Its not enough just to stand and stare
Is it only a dream that therell be
No more turning away?
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Man Of Golden Words
Wanna show you something like
The joy inside my heart
Seems I've been living in the temple of the dog
Where would I live, if I were a man of golden words?
And would I live, at all?
Words and music, my only tools
Communication
And on her arrival, I will set free the birds
It's a pretty time of year, and the mountains sing out loud
Tell me, Mr. Golden Words, how's about the world?
Tell me can you tell at all?
Words and music, my only tools
Communication
Let's fall in love with music
The driving force in our living
The only international language
Divine glory, the expression
The knees bow, the tongue confesses
The lord of lords, the king of kings
The king of kings
Words and music - my only tools
Communication
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- 10 månader sedan sup mig snygg 232 0 4 år sedan
- 5 år sedan I just had sex Sometimes somethin' beautiful happens In this world You don't know how to express yourself So you just gotta sing I just had sex and it felt so good 615 0 4 år sedan
- 10 månader sedan Nu funkar mailen igen Och resultatet? Samma massa fejkmail :( 128 3 4 år sedan
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Jobbar helgens slut
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Yours
You are laying in our bed, sleeping, I have just woke up.
I crawl down on the bed and press my face between your legs, from behind, licking you..You wake up, wondering what is happening and see and feel me licking you,
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you moan to me to keep going. I then tell you that I'm the one deciding what to do now, you are merely the pet that has to obey me.
After a struggle and argument I crawl on top of you, holding your arms down.
Smiling at you, telling you that this will be fun and I ask if you will be a nice pet and
lay still for me. You say you won't and I slap your breast with my hand and ask again, this time you say you will.
So I get off, tell you to lay still, -you are not allowed to move at all!
I then go to get some oil, a small vibrator, a soft suede whip, a cup, rope,
and red color for body painting, this will be our tools today.
I first take the paint and write with big red letters, "Master's Pet" on your stomach,
"honey hole" on your thighs with an arrow up to your pussy and I ask you for today's safe word.
Then I start to dribble oil on you, smearing it out all over you so that you are all slippery and shiny. I grin at you and pinch your nipples, pulling them hard, then grabbing your breasts firmly, leaving marks on them, "there, now they're marked as mine too" and you moan.
I tell you to get out of bed and kneel next to me, I want you to take my cock between those breasts and after a while of you stroking my cock with them I tell you to suck on it.
-"suck on it and eat my cum pet" and I hold on to your hair, deciding the speed.
After I have cum in your mouth and it's have swallowed I have you open your mouth and let me control that you really have swallowed it all. You have and I pat you on the head telling you what a good pet you are.
I tell you that I will have to reward my pet for being so good, you nod and smile at me, I grin back and pick up the vibrator, it's a quite small and smooth one.
I tell you to get up and bend over on the bed. As I spread oil on the vibrator I command you to spread your ass, you hesitate but decide to do it.
I take my oiled finger and rub your anus, gently pushing against it.
You tell me you're not sure about this and I slap your ass and tell you to be quiet and you know that I will stop if you just say that safe word, but you want to go on and I go back to pushing my finger into your anus.
Now penetrating you, you moan so loud, almost screaming.
I move my finger in and out of you, faster, deeper and harder.
I pull out my finger and puts the tip of the vibrator by your anus, slowly pushing it in,
letting your anus get used to it, i put it on full speed and tell you that you are not to
cum unless I command you too!
I get the cup and hold it between your legs and I tell you that I want your golden juice. I rub your clit and command you to pee for me. You try and then finally it starts to dribble, turning into a stream of golden juice, I hold the cup to catch some of it, not minding that it comes on me too.
I get up with the cup in my hand and tell you to turn over and lay down on your back, the vibrator is not to be removed out of your ass, and I start pouring your own pee on your breasts and stomach.
I then slowly remove the vibrator, making sure to do it real slow and teasing.
I go to put it down and gets the rope instead, tell you to lift your knees and hold on
to them with your hands and I tie your hands there, not too tight, just hard enough
to hold you there, reminding you of the safe word.
Then I get the suede whip, whipping your breasts gently, doing it until they are pink
for me and then I whip your thighs and pussy. You are not to cum yet, I have not
given you permission for that. I tease you by telling you that you can make it all stop by saying the safe word as I whip you until you are red.
I see how much honey you are making and I put down the whip and push my finger into you, licking it off and taste your honey. I slide you down to the edge of the bed and push my now again hard cock into you, hard and deep and I start fucking you brutally like an animal, holding on to you hard enough to leave marks, marking that you belong to me, you are MY pet!
After a while I moan out that you can cum and I keep pumping my cock in you like an animal, shooting my cum deep in you and you tremble, and moan so loud as you cum for me. Then I untie you, lay down next to you, hold you close, asking if you liked it and we glow in the satisfaction and I tell you "you did so good Mistress" and i kiss you... -
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Free Credit Card Offer
1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business Reply Mail Envelope.
4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand.
5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away whistling.
I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that they footed the bill for the crap I sent them.
I reply with "It says Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back.
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After yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents. - 1 år sedan hmmm.... Ja vi kan ju krasst konstatera att "Nej orkar inte"! 243 0 5 år sedan