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1 år sedan
Free Credit Card Offer
1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business Reply Mail Envelope.
4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand.
5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away whistling.
I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that they footed the bill for the crap I sent them.
I reply with "It says Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back.
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hardstyle
is my religionspotify:track:3kZkblWHGvFArsBHZD8FXC220 0 6 år sedan
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F.A.N.T.A
Fuck
And
Never
Touch
Again
182 0 6 år sedan - 2 månader sedan Homecoming. I (the man) have spent the weekend at a friends place to celebrate his birthday and I have to say I had a realy good time and even got to know a few new people. :)But what realy made the end of the week memorable was not the party, or the trip home that fyi did not go a cording to plan..No it was walking in on my better half, making out with my fuck friend in the kitchen. And then having my gf going down on me while the other one made food for all of us..Right now I feel like a realy lucky guy with two beautiful women to satisfy.So good night world and see you tomorrow, now we're gonna try our new toys together. ;) 144 0 6 år sedan
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If You Judge..
...Me before you know or talk to me you gonna lose the chance to find out how special I am!
My heart is big and so is my commitment.
I give it All I got in every situation and every breath I take.
Think about that, think about...
I give the best, because I expect the best.
//J 237 0 8 år sedan - 3 månader sedan Sploshing Kul med kladd eller okul med kladd? 363 1 9 år sedan
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dikt 2
Im not a angel and im not a Bitch
Only one between.
Im not a God and not a Devil
My heart is standing in the middle.
Its fine because im just me
and that is not wrong to be. 253 0 9 år sedan - 1 vecka sedan hemlis Chatta mera :) 311 0 10 år sedan
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When your find youself...
When your find youself...
You know what you looking for...
And what you want in life... 352 0 10 år sedan - 6 månader sedan S/K resultat M = 47 G = 34 + ett live... 384 0 10 år sedan
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1 år sedan
If You Judge..
...Me before you know or talk to me you gonna lose the chance to find out how special I am!
My heart is big and so is my commitment.
I give it All I got in every situation and every breath I take.
Think about that, think about...
I give the best, because I expect the best.
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1 år sedan
I Try To
I try to run away from your beauty.
I try to hide from your love.
I try to ignore your words.
I try to not hear you speak.
I try to not look at you.
I try to not acknowledge you.
The more I try, the more i fall for you.
There is no distant planet that can hide me from your magic.
I'm fallen, lost and yours for ever.
//J.C 297 0 11 år sedan -
1 år sedan
Be My...
Be my insperation.
Be my girl.
Be my world.
Be my everything.
Be my sweetthing.
Be my darling.
Be my princess.
Be the one who always by my side when I wake up...
//J.C 349 0 11 år sedan